A Guided Photo Tour

The following are pictures taken from a rest room stall at Charles University, the leading university in Prague. While peeing, I couldn't help but notice how their "shit-talking" often took the form of a history lesson. I was also struck by how American ignorance seems to have found it's way even to here, a Czech university. Also, I found some of the broken English kind of funny. Anyway, enjoy.

These are some of the nastier ones:

"Hey Czechs, Your country is lost. You were better off with the Russians. America owns you. Thank capitalism."

"Idiot, you think we are ill informed why don't you go to the states and meet some of us b4 you pass judgment"




"NukePrague.org <-- & nobody would notice"

"We need to realize that everyone is niave [sic] and ignorant on the grand worldly scheme of things, and once everyone accepts thy know nothing, we can all start to get along. We are elevating petty assumptions and prejudices [illegible] what they effect how you talk and [illegible] fellow humans."




"Hey Czechs, Have you ever heard of manners, gratitude, dentistry? If it wasn't for America you'd still be taking orders from the Kremlin. Oh wait, now you take your orders from the Russian mafia. Your country is a joke! It's funny to hear about how much you hate us when you keep eating up our culture. Grow up! Your [sic] jealous. It's plain as day. I will admit we have no business in Iraq but America and Americans deserve some respect. If it wasn't for our WWII effort there would be no Czechs. Only Germans. Now I'll enjoy watching Putin destroy what's left of your independance. Nice exchange rate. YOU'RE WEAK!"



My least favorite:

"Hey Czechs, thanks for Kafka. Now get out of my way. I'm an American."



The best point of all:

"AND YOU WROTE THIS ALL ON YOUR KNEES IN A CZECH TOILET!!!"




My favorite:




Broken English:





Romantic:

And finally, Harry Potter:

Hope that was as enlightening for you as it was for me.


Till next time,
Max